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(Costume Shop | Massachusetts, USA)
Customer: “Do you sell stripper costumes?”
Me: “Sorry?”
Customer: “Stripper or hooker, whatever. I need it for a Halloween costume party.”
(I assume she’s dressing up herself in a party for adults.)
Me: “Why don’t you just go to a lingerie store? Or perhaps an adult store?”
Customer: “Well, they won’t be selling sizes that fit my kid. She’s 6.”
